In the design of an exurban outlet mall, a pharmaceutical company has subtly planted the name of its newly-rebranded product: ju.ul,™.
Haven’t heard of it yet? Sure you have. It’s the ointment for fast, “effective” “relief” from the itch of late stage capitalist insecurity.
You may know it by its former name: Pointless, Crushing Debt.
Ask your doctor* about ju.ul,™ today.
(Due to the risk of cognitive dissonance, users of ju.ul,™ should avoid all discussions of Veblen. Side-effects may include listlessness, irregular bras or panties, nausea, and mortgage foreclosure.)
*Credit card
